Police forced to dig up road to free superglued activist

Another day, another climate genius left unsupervised with a tube of glue. This time, a man stuck himself to the middle of a busy road in the German capital, because this will somehow make people sympathetic to his cause. Police were unable to remove him using traditional means (olive oil, sunflower oil, pulling really hard while praying), so resorted to a spot of heavy drilling. The man’s hand eventually came loose after more than an hour, with a good chunk of road still stuck to it. It’s unknown if the activist will be left with the bit of road stuck to him for the rest of his life as punishment, but we know what we’re hoping for.

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