Is this available?

This guy takes actual text messages and makes songs from them. In this case, a chinese national contacted an airB&B about a room and became an energy vampire.

P.S I KNOW its a chinese person beacuse I used to rent out a property using airB&B and they were all over it.. Them and those fucking hindu-assholes.

@Eggy Noggy: lol!

THANK YOU! Thats exactly what i was thinking when I posted it.