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gepubliceerd op 09 Nov 2024 / In Film & Animatie

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson
Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson 6 maanden geleden  

And ONE day, some one swung a wrecking bar - HARD - right between her eyes.....

And in her coma dreams, she wondered why the world went dark.

https://www.faithfulltools.com..../images/xxlarge/FAIW

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usr6874038614
usr6874038614 6 maanden geleden

Ah, PMS, that beautiful natural phenomenon that turns lovely devoted women into absolute satanic evil destructionists. About time PMS indicators become compulsory.
Also, dude should've snatched the pan from her hand, doesn't look too difficult; making her defenseless in less than a second. Simp.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson
Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson 6 maanden geleden

She is only defenceless if she is unconsciounce. With a not real heavy pan like that - it might take 10 to 20 edge hits to the head.... Remember, she comes with a free set of carving knives.

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usr6874038614
usr6874038614 6 maanden geleden

Hard to see, but it doesn't look like she's sporting any claws. Nothing a good restraining vest can't handle.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson
Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson 6 maanden geleden

@usr6874038614: A crotchless straight jacket with a ball gag.

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usr6874038614
usr6874038614 6 maanden geleden

I see we have an expert in the house

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson
Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson 6 maanden geleden

@usr6874038614: And a plentiful supply of Vaseline. https://bienmercantile.com/PHotos/jelly2.jpg

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Councilof1
Councilof1 6 maanden geleden

He should have told her to get a real frying pan.

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usr6874038614
usr6874038614 6 maanden geleden

"What are you doing out here with your tools? You know your place is in the kitchen, get back in there!"

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Mr_Sluggo
Mr_Sluggo 6 maanden geleden

I wouldn't fuck that with a stolen dick.

Remember boys, Never fuck crazy, under any circumstances.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson
Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson 6 maanden geleden

I think she is really nice. Why don't you like her?

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Leader_Desslok
Leader_Desslok 6 maanden geleden

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: i wonder why her mom never told her that the video he was making is considered "evidence " in a court of law. assault and battery with a weapon ( the frying pan ) and destruction of property ( the car ) just happen to be illegal in america . i wonder if this guy ever called the police .

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson
Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson 6 maanden geleden

@Leader_Desslok: Yes....... BUT it's still a lot of hassle to get her to pay for all the damage she caused...... Jumping her and breaking her nose, would have put an instant stop to her crap. BUT I wonder what their relationship is about, and why she is being a bitch.... IS this just a random event, or is it a relationship going sour, or is she a scam artist prostitute that though she was worth $500 and only gave $100 of service? Who knows... Maybe she is a crazy, maybe her actions were justified..... BUT if you really want to put the time into looking this up, you MIGHT be able to find out a lot more about it.

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Amiba
Amiba 6 maanden geleden

Not interested. Keep your cats, for I think I'll instead treat myself to another CRT TV to celebrate my status as a single virgin.

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson
Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson 6 maanden geleden

I bet her arse is nice and tight.... Especially when she goes to stab you with a carving knife when your cumming... Go ahead, ask her out.

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usr6874038614
usr6874038614 6 maanden geleden

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Speaking from experience, are we?

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson
Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson 6 maanden geleden

@usr6874038614: I am still alive. You go first.

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usr6874038614
usr6874038614 6 maanden geleden

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: I wondered where those scars on your back came from. Thank you for the warning, I'll do her sister instead.

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Heavyhand
Heavyhand 6 maanden geleden

Obviously true fucking love

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