Hey, Are you girls lost ?

I like that. LOL

LOL!

Calling the chick at the autoparts store....

"Ok 5 liters of gear box oil, 8 NGK SS Blitzkrieg Spark Plugs, 2 air filters... Is there anything else you want?

"Yeah, I want two rounds of ham, cheese and tomato sandwiches, and 2 bottles of sparkling mineral water and a jar of Hansom Man facial cream, for the butch mechanic, to go with it as well"

Clang, clang, Clang, it goes into the bottomless well, hitting the sides on the way down...

The good chicks will ask, "And would you like salt and pepper on the sandwiches?"

The rest of the humorless cunts will just play the victim...

Hurrah feminism.

What a clued up male!!

LMAO!