Clocks and Cocks

It's me.... Archie Luxury and his bullshit - I liked some of his stuff.... especially when he got stuck into Australia Post for fucking his life and orders up...

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Yes, I watched him as he went crazy. He was funny until he was tragic. And for the record... my CWC isn't a ROLEX so it is garbage!

https://archieluxury.com/ ----- https://www.youtube.com/@ARCHIELUXURY ----- He just told me that your his number one fan.... Sends him letters of adoration, chocolates, flowers and every thing. It's nice you have a socially engaging interest. I have ONE watch for life and soon I might have a $15 wall clock that ticks, from a super market, instead of having to deal with some 20 retarded cunts from China, on Ebay.

@KerrAvon: Above and Fresh ^^^^^^^.

@KerrAvon: I asked some 23 different sellers on Ebay - is this clock available / make a ticking sound, AND does the seconds hand sweep smoothly OR does it jump every second..... AND 23 out of 23 of these RETARDED Chinese cunts - fucked it all up completely. They are ALL SO fucking stupid. Kmart is fucked. https://www.kmart.com.au/categ....ory/home-and-living/ ----- https://www.bigw.com.au/home/d....ecor-furnishings/clo ------ This is really good as a conveyor of information - except it's too small, for big spaces and it lacks a differentiator at 12 - or a Marking of Prominence - https://www.bigw.com.au/produc....t/nextime-19cm-stati

@KerrAvon: AND the lazy lying CHINESE cunts, don't know ANYTHING about the clocks they are selling..... They are just bullshit accounts with a chinese / singapore customer service dept, full of useless rice munching cunts.

@KerrAvon: https://www.bigw.com.au/produc....t/ozoffer-set-wall-q ----- The main issue is the shaft length - this might be a bit long, but a bit of plywood packing will fix it. $12 each and delivered...

@KerrAvon: I can tell that your even more thrilled about this than me or Archie, I will buy the 2 clock motors and then design and PRINT some nit pickingly pedantic clock markings and then glue that into a face. And instead of grizzling for hours about all the shit clock designs and retarded chinese there are, I can pat myself on the back for weeks about it.

@KerrAvon: I have ONE remaining clock sold to me by a strange lady that went stranger and bald.... Looks like this but it's a bit small... and the clock face has roman numerals - so it's cluttered - and I can pull a seconds hand out of the other clocks and fit that... and maybe do another clock face at a different time.... might even pinch a graphic / image I like and resize it to suit.... https://m.media-amazon.com/ima....ges/I/61agUS8WCUL._A

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?....v=hO8i3c-gAdE&li

@KerrAvon: Yeah they were good...

@KerrAvon: Someone got up on the wrong side of the Reich this morning. LOL!