abigail shiparo has an only fans?????

So you're telling me her husband didn't only marry the owner of the world record rack, but he got her as a virgin, too?
What are these clowns laughing about? Abby is a model woman for keeping her legs shut until marriage.

She's one of those women that looks good in still images, but the moment she starts moving and talking the illusion vanishes. I'm old enough that i remember having exactly those feelings about Jenny McCarthy, who also looked great until you saw and heard her in action.

Geese? Are we sure that is Ben's sister? I mean buy a wig and have Ben's suck down some helium, and they sound alike?! Fuck even "Conservatives" have Only Fans? Fuck?! God of Israel if you're listening, I think your giant meteorite Wormwood is late?! Oh fuck, what if it is late and begins bulging! Giant meteorite might go off course with all that extra weight!? Oh Man, we are so fucked...