Boxed Wine And Catland - Grunt Speak Shorts

The Butt Plug Trade-In.

Never understood with women why they are obsessed with their BUTT's when they have a Vagina to get poked? To me an Asshole is to empty shit from and plenty of women have a lot of that usually from the same hole VERBALLY as well! You have to BUTT cheeks so you can sit down with out spearing you ass with your back bone. Back in the day womens hips were OK to hold that was kinda nice but their ass? always prefered small asses on women anyways. The only other logical reason for an ASS is so a Doctor can occasionally stick it's finger up it to check your prostate, you know just to make sure all that CRAP we have toi eat isn't giving you cancer or anything! lol! to be truthful if a finger up the ASS isn;t bad enough how do these gay CUNT'S take a cock up there I'll never know ! lol! for that matter a woman taking it up there either!

I noticed there was NO Railway/Road? Maybe a Station at the end of the line named "BUTT END"! lol!, but that could get confused with the used filter on a cigarette? PUSSY PEAK, the highest place on the island where all these women could reach the top and it would be the "Climax"! lol! a mountain range known as "High Pergamy"!

@mrghoster: First, they sodomites. Second, you can't make baby in shit, er an asshole. Third, I don't think they can smell themselves: It's why they spend so much kn lotions and sprays to have "good smells."

@mrghoster: Well, as my brother-in-law and I often say to fags, we shit bigger turds than uhm 'them." No threat to us...Lol!

The Stale Wine Vineyard, The Valley of Depression, lot's of them will be living there! lol! Yep! some good stuff WMH!

They asrrive on the island on a ship called The Cunty Sark, like the famous Tea Clipper, or should that be Stripper!

The Crusty Cavern, Pot Hole Peek! Hypergamy Homestead!

Lake Delusion, River Bad Period!

@mrghoster: LOL

The Crusty Crabs Shack

Not to forget VD R Us!

I don't wanna grow up; I wanna be a VD R Us Cunt.