Women think men are clowns

Singing Trump? Jamming Vance with guitar? Rubio on the drums? Smashing them drums! Er? Is that the Speaker of the House too? Catchy song though "Irannnnnnn. Bombing Iran!" I like it. It's a classic now... Next to "Watch out for my arrow... Legolas sucks" by HISHE and Alex Jones' "I am gonna eat your ass...'

How dare you judge.. er I thought you said she was black?! Looks red to me? ER is she a voodoo priestess covered in babes' blood being possessed?!

Hmmm. She cute though. Eiffel Tower the bitch, and then change all the locks and block her number. She'll figure it out. If you trust you buddy's not gay, DP her ass so you ruin her for any single man... Hey, she deserves a parting nut, er nuts to the face...specially if you live separately. Record it in case she screams rape...