Women are retarded the musical

The 10-years-out-of-college woman : this is the situation women arrive in when they took a wrong turn in life : doubt, despair and wondering. And still they do not realize what they should have done in their early 20s, like the women of the thousands of generations before them. Who's the more clever one here?
Workout woman : what is she on about, who's saying what to her daughter? Congratulations, you discovered the mother instinct; so does every other female on this planet who's escaped the brainswashing program. Why are you still learning things that your mother already knew? Oh yes, single mom, hey?
Can we (you all) normalize being normal again please?