Woke Feminists DESTROYED By New Question

90 days in the desert with a female or a dog? Hmmmm...That's a no-brainer.
Give me the Dog anytime...It will be like Mad Max, i will share Dinky Dog food with him too.
They don't call him "Mans best friend" for nothing.

I'd rather not spend 90 day's in a desert. Can I spend that 90 day's in the Boreal Forest instead? LoL