When Your Boy Friend Runs Off With Another Man

OK to spill the beans a bit - I am pleased to see these two together, enjoying each others company.... It's good.

I mean what can I say to make merriment of the situation?

Well I have a neighbour who had decided to grow some side burns and he sent me a picture from his cell phone.

I being the clown I am, I downloaded some of those make up apps that the face, the hair, the lipstick and even facial gender mods, and I sent his picture back with a few changes - and looking very lady like... and I told him he looks nice in a dress. (LOL)

Anyway I had these two apps on the phone and one day I was in a cafe, having the mandatory super food - a hamburger with the lot and a large coffee with one sugar... and twiddling the thumbs - no news papers to read - yeah OK I will fuck with the make up app, and try it on myself....

Well I did, and as you can see "Fuck that is an ugly chick - if only she had MORE facial hair etc." - meaning I took the picture, the app did all the selections and everything and I had NO say so in the outcome, and I thought what a fucked app - I am not just taking a phone photo and seeing what I can do WITH the effects, it just does it all for me. so I deleted the apps...

But I did have that ONE fucking awful photo.

So I invented a story, added the photo and a few effects and viola - a complete NON story about nothing and no one at all... and the fun bit is that what people read into it, is what they imagine is there....

LOL - it's just a total bullshit video of unconnected events with nothing behind them, wrapped up into an exciting and dramatic short video of the year... that says fucking nothing....

LOL