When Jason Statham learns 'she's NEVER yours'

At least he has a bike, which fits between the legs too and is more loyal...doesn't nag too.

Oh damn... semen er the seaman still in the bed...

Now she's going to make a younger man lose his hair as well. Women consume your soul when you lie with them.

2 dumb naive simps

Sometimes the best time to find out, is when they least expect you. What better time is there?