When dude turns athlete to escape marriage. Quando o cara vira atleta para fugir do casamento

perfect

MARADONA!

I bet he wears condoms.

Now that's a guy who saw the big picture, and "seemed" (justifiably) a bit uneasy with his role: Wedding costs, childcare costs, housing costs (post divorce raping), court costs, vaginamony costs, child support (whether or NOT he's the father)... Great save.

Ahhhhhh Haaaa Haaaaaa Haaaaaaaaa "Getting married, Buying a house, having kids - with you? Fuck Off. Divorce Rape your own arse single bitch."