What TFM Is Leaving Out About His Ozempic Experiment

In case you haven't noticed, TFM hasn't been quite the same lately on his "journey to fitness". In his one-way conversations with himself in the presence of human props, he's dropped that he has "lost weight" (and muscle) thanks to the latest in mass human experiments, "ozempic."

What he's leaving out is a dark ritual only his live-in handler had been privy to...until now.