Weak and Pathetic Men Are Simping for Old Landwhales on Tinder

None of this crap matters, since the land whale is holding out for "Matt", from Tinder (Jack Murphy).

Can I vomit now?

These simps are just putting more nails in the coffin of western civilization. The end is near at this rate. People overlook how destabilizing these behavior patterns are. It will be pathetic when society falls apart because of people like this.