W*men Are So Desperate They're Having Relations With Trees

But.. did the tree consent? Metoo

I remember a year back I was walking along the riverside, one elderly lady went hugged a huge oak tree for sometime and she was weeping.

Back in the 80s when I was 12 years old I had a friend who’s cousin was 14 and she used to get off on a wooden bedpost. So this is not too far from that am I right?

Weird new phenomenom is becoming apparent : wet patches on trees, all around 3 feet above ground. The source of these patches is still stumping arborists ...

Atleast this loon said "Download" which is how NPCs are programmed.
Male dog looking at the sad tree: "First time?"