Using Soap to Test for Female Neuroticism

Change the labels on her "Fem Fresh" (cunt version of under arm spray) with a can of Pepper Spray....

That brightens up her life....

For sure.

And when washing in a bath, when really sweaty and grimy and covered in a thick layer of dead skin cells...

A fairly "small" level teaspoon of sodium bicarbonate - a tiny amount of a more mildish alkali, when added to the water, will make you squeaky clean... this is with a good soak, a scrubber and soap and water etc...

BUT after bathing - a quick but thorough wash under the shower, all over to get all the washed surface layer of skin off, removes the faint incinerated meat smell......

You will be SO clean, you will squeak...

It's REALLY good.

Another thing, non of these stupid cunts, read the formula labels, research the chemistry and have even manufactured their own soap...

AND there is a fair range of SOAP's from the liquid to the solid, but the base ingredients - like dishwashing liquids are different to sugar soaps, to alkali emulsifiers, like sodium hydroxide etc....

There are things you can use and there are others that you dare not fuck with.

But women are so stupid - they know nothing.

Arron - You sound just like your mother.

Nagging bitch much.

Yep.

I use dishwashing liquid for everything... NICE soap for me, antidandruff shampoo cause soap dries my scalp out...

BUT dishwashing liquid for the dishes, the washing machine, the floors, the kitchen benches, etc...