UndeadChronic goes after WheatWaffles (uncut version)

If you take UC at his word, he is: a rich jacked frat bro biomedical scientist, who works out every day but also drinks himself unconscious every night, who used to deal drugs and be in a gang but somehow got away with it, gets into bar brawls all the time, and is a knife fighter. Or he's a loser who goes on the internet and tells lies about who he wishes he were. I'm going to go with #2.

It's obviously fake because drinking nukes your gains, and a criminal record would end any biomedical career you even imagined having. He's not only lying to try to get rubes to look up to him, but he doesn't know enough about what he's lying about to keep his lies straight. He's probably lying about being white, too. He sounds unmistakably black.