This Epic Creamy Vegetable Soup recipe is SOUP-ERB - ( This is not good - it's really fucking good - this is solid nutrition )

And like ALL brilliant recipes - you can get creative and do heaps with it.... from toast with butter, to a ton of extra sausages etc.

I might kidnap myself a lovely man who can really fucking cook.....

He uses a heap of cashews - blended into a paste - as a base ingredient in the soup..... That thickens and fortifies the soup up a heap and he uses GOOD ingredients....

AND if cashews are hard to get, or your a bit tight for money - substitute with peanuts, pumpkin seeds, broad beans, almonds, or a tin of baked beans etc.

This is why cooking is such a brilliant thing....., "Oh yeah - This will do!" - "Yeah that looks about right".

You might live near a field of mushrooms, seasonally speaking, or know a grower, and can get a huge big box of them - just add 10 x a much mushrooms....

Can't get any faggot vegetable sausages, use a kilo of mince meat... or chicken wings...

As much as it almost kills me to NOT fuck with this recipie, I am SORELY tempted to actually follow it fairly accurately.