they offered her to live forever...

i repsect it :D

@RedKnight: I just have to stay away from the crazies and their bullshit.... MC 900 ft. Jesus - Truth Is Out of Style https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPgohfqSt30 ---------- famous lyrics - Well I was on my way to work one day when I spied a rocket ship Some aliens abducted me and took me on a trip To a previous existence on another astral plane I met a real nice lady there name Shirley Maclaine

https://genius.com/Mc-900-ft-j....esus-truth-is-out-of

LOL

@RedKnight: The song comes from a time when Shirly McLean was getting into higher astral dimensions and ascending and all sorts of dipshit bullshit..... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_MacLaine Beliefs and interests MacLaine claimed that in a previous life in Atlantis she was the brother of a 35,000-year-old spirit named Ramtha, channeled by mystic teacher and author J. Z. Knight.[45][46] She has a strong interest in spirituality and metaphysics, which are the central themes of some of her best-selling books, including Out on a Limb and Dancing in the Light. Her spiritual explorations include walking the Way of St. James, working with Chris Griscom,[47] and practicing Transcendental Meditation.[48] ------------- The topic of New Age spirituality has also found its way into several of her films. In Albert Brooks's romantic comedy Defending Your Life (1991), the recently deceased lead characters, played by Brooks and Meryl Streep, are astonished to find MacLaine introducing their past lives in the "Past Lives Pavilion"; in Postcards from the Edge (1990), MacLaine sings a version of "I'm Still Here", with lyrics customized for her by composer Stephen Sondheim (for example, one line in the lyrics was changed to "I'm feeling transcendental – am I here?"); and in the 2001 television movie These Old Broads, MacLaine's character is a devotee of New Age spirituality. ----------------- She has an interest in UFOs, and gave numerous interviews on CNN, NBC and Fox news channels on the subject during 2007–08. In her book Sage-ing While Age-ing (2007), she described having alien encounters and witnessing the 1952 Washington, D.C. UFO incident.[49] On an episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show in April 2011, MacLaine stated that she and her neighbor had observed numerous UFOs at her New Mexico ranch for extended periods of time.[50]

@RedKnight: MC 900 foot tall Jesus - comes from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_Roberts "Oral Robarts" --------------- Roberts resigned his pastoral ministry with the Pentecostal Holiness Church to found Oral Roberts Evangelistic Association (OREA).[15] He conducted evangelistic and faith healing drives across the United States and around the world, claiming he could raise the dead.[16][17] ---------------------- In 1977, Roberts claimed to have had a vision from a 900-foot-tall Jesus who told him to build City of Faith Medical and Research Center, and the hospital would be a success.[39][40][41] In 1980, Roberts said he had a vision that encouraged him to continue the construction of his City of Faith Medical and Research Center in Oklahoma, which opened in 1981. At the time, it was among the largest health facilities of its kind in the world and was intended to merge prayer and medicine in the healing process. The City of Faith operated for eight years before closing in late 1989. The Orthopedic Hospital of Oklahoma still operates on its premises. In 1983 Roberts said Jesus had appeared to him in person and commissioned him to find a cure for cancer.[42][43]

@RedKnight: See when I carry on with lots of really idiotic shit - in a comedic sense - I have a LOT of source material to base my absolute crap on.... Plus guidance from Angels and Ancient Aliens...... I might wind a few people up today with this semi religious crap..... Just copy these retarded fucks and act like it's an original idea... and watch their heads explode.