The shopkeeper picks up a shovel and things get really interesting, LOL

I have had some interesting learning experiences with fammable liquids.

They can be quite dangerous.

If a scumbag junkie came in sloshing fuel over the counter - telling me he is going to set fire to the place if I don't hand over the money - Shovel?

I would have killed him.

That or he would have had a cracked skull in a dozen places and bad head aches for life.

I am quite humorless for such acts, from sacks of shit.