The Night Before MGTOW Christmas

She pulled her solitary cracker and put on the hat,
And cried over her Xmas dinner with only her CAT
She drank the last of the box wine
For all those failed Aul-anx-cine,
Happy Crappy Xmas Darlin' LOL!

"I fed her rat poison as she lay down in bed,

I told her it was biodynamic and organically bred,

As blood then poured out of all her holes,

Oh it's Vegan and not for old molls."