The Male Always Pays

That femon with the brown dress looks like a dangling TURD with some ass hair stuck on the top! lol!

He should have invited 20 migrants instead. When the bill comes, have one flame up a fat blunt. When told by staff to put it out, they all yell "racism" and everyone walks out. Happens all the time in my town. Works every time. Dude needs to ditch the femons.

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Exotic foods can be very expensive.
Pacific Northwest Spotted Owl, Alaskan tenderized baby seal, Japanese Blue Whale, Tibetan Yeti Roast, or the particular unusual order of "Human Flesh" can be quite pricy.

Don't worry, the 77 year old male will be on next week's menu, paying his "debt to society" for admitting he would actually pick up the tab!