Taking a Seagull for a Walk

Law enforcement is government; government is burocracy; burocracy is iusually nefficient and ineffective.

Slum-gull. They get their fish from fish and chips and from sandwiches.

One guy I know calls seagulls flying rats.

white bread with bi-carb inside = exploding seagulls..... tie a piece of fishing line to a fixed point, tie the other end to a bit of fish, watch the seagull stop in mid flight all of a sudden.... tie fish to both ends of fishing line with a few meters and watch 2 seagulls fly in opposite directions and see what happens.... (never done any of this myself, highly illegal somewhere in the un-uk pmsl)....