Stupid Thief Steals Police Bike - he thought it was a free bike

You can't shoot rocket scientists right....

Once upon a time, I was riding with a guy in a car, through some BIG WIDE SLOW - S bends through some heavily forested semi-tropical rain forrest, with 2 lanes going each way, north of Kempsy New South Wales Australia, along the Pacific Highway, and the mountain wasn't very steep on it's sides or anything, there was HUGE trees and forest everywhere, but this road sloped slightly in towards the cutting up the side of the mountain.... with a HUGE ditch and then softish mountain dirt and clay wall, beyond that..... AND anyway, this place got frequent torrential rains... where the road had 15mm or 20mm of rain over it.... and we were going up the incline, on the outside lane doing about 80 - 90 Kmh..... and it was PISSING DOWN.... and someone passed us on the inside center lane, and as they did so, they floored this V8 - and this fucking car went into a flat spin right beside us.... aquaplaning totally on all the water.... and we were just staring out the drivers side window, watching this...... this car spinning around and around and around, right beside us, while we are doing 90Kmh up an slight incline...... and it rode the roads other incline across 2 lanes of oncoming traffic, and then landed side on and backwards into the deep muddy ditch and soft dirt cutting, bit of a spray of mud clumps and grass... And we looked at each other and gave each other the "Fuck.... Did you just see that!" look...... The guy who lost it and had the crash.... he had lost a lot of his speed by the time the ride ended and the car should have been drivable with a few mangled panels... No harsh impact ... In the last 40 years they have split that highway into 2 sets of lanes with a traffic island between them all the way and that has fucked the old road, they have carved huge slots through the mountain tops etc... removed all the corners... the old mostly 2 lane highway - except for that 4 lane passing lane second up the mountainside, - that is long gone.....

Anyway, seeing that thieving idiot, and the bullshit he is coming out with - like you said, "This is a special kind of stupid". A. How do you comprehend it, and B. How would you deal with this thieving cunt? - I have run out of "Stupid Fuses" to pop in my brain. I can't deal with this.

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Somebody with an IQ that low I think is beyond help because no morals and low IQ equals really bad outcomes in life. Because that lack of morality means they will just probably steal anything thats within their range of taking it

@audiophile641: I have and have had neighbours like that..... They think they are smart because they can slyly organise to steal shit..... The smart people don't steal shit.

I really cant think of a way to fix that person that has nonexistent moral compass..I have experienced a few people like this who tried to take advantage of me and I caught on quickly before they could do much damage. I learned early on to trust nobody.I have one single friend from school since we were young,we help each other without asking for money for doing favors for each other.Theres no monay exchanged,thats the only way I can trust somebody.I would say can you give me ride somewhere when carr was being repaired and he would do it freely I would offer to pay him and he never took any money for doing things and the same way vice versa.He would ask me to help with some heavy lifting or stuff and even though he offered to pay me I never took it.I just would say its cool dont worry.You can never have that type of tfriendship with women,they are always transactional in their usury.

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: Luckily for me the neighbors I have are seemingly honest from what I cant tell.On one side is computer guy who has fixed my rigs when I had viruses in the past and his prices were fair,he never tried to rip me off so hes cool in my book,honest busimess man.Once years ago when I was hurting for money he fixed my rig and didnt change me at all.I thought wow hes cool.Back in my younger days when I was broke.