Stop Simping For Heauxs, Women Are Using You!

I'll be simping tonight starting a new game in Dimension of Monster Girls. The snake with boobs? Or the octopus with boobs? Tough question. They both have stunning faces, abs, and big boobs.
In all seriousness if it was real I'd rather have a blonde fair lamia or exotic octopus monstergirl than a normal human black female. Or Asian Indian, Muslim female, or fake tan Orange Woman white girl. I've already slept with a dozen white girls so I got bored and went animesexual for more exotic choices that could be life-threatening because that's fun. So loyal the lamia might squeeze me to death on accident and the octopus girl wants to keep me hostage in an underwater grotto where she lives so I can be all hers. Just give me energy and gaming PC in an underground grotto prison and I'm set. The waifu will hunt for my food, fresh water, etc. Like an underwater fallout shelter with a super loyal loving wife. I wouldn't have to work anymore because waifu provides basic needs.