Something Old and Something New

your going to be rich..

3:00. Would you settle for a 6pk of San Miguel? Lol!

Oops! She did it again. Nothing new. Actually her act (and body) has gotten quite old. SMH.

If the new skin lotion would be reversing the aging process of time, it could be called "Time-Slime"; "Stem-Cell Gel"; "Emulsion d'Lusion", or my favorite, "Coping-Coating" ("Coat d' Cope"?)...

Most femons today are gonna need some sand and Gypsom to fill in their cracks. Can you inagine the dressing table and mirror as you pan along it - Lipstick, Perfume, Toilet water, Zit Creaam and last in the row, a 25kg bag of Blue Circle Cement! lol! then she is ready for some "HARD Core" sex! lol! additional to this drssing Table for the Land whale just include a large bock of LARD as well cant leave them out without a face cream can we!