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Next step : if you're under the average weight, you get a discount. Pay per pound. In your face, fat acceptance !

You're heard of Banana Boats, well if they get any fatter we will have Banana Plane's as well.

They could apply this for femons to riding in a Taxi or on a bus or a boat. On qa Boat a FAT CUNT could get a discount for being Ballast?

You could take all the FAT CUNT's and place them just behind the back wheels so the plane can rudder and take off on a shorter runway due to Fat CUNTERbalance lifting the nose earlier. Landings not a problem either just fit "SOLID tyres to prevent excess pressure blowouts. Of course it comes at a price, that being FAT CUNTS pay double for a double seat! lol! And taking the wife on holiday is like taking excess BAGGAGE so charge HER more as well! lol! Fat CUNT's on FINNAIR is a bit of an oxymoron isn't it! lol! you will have to be careful with the Airport Police because they will try to arrest YOU for being in possession of an "Offensive Wife"!

There's an idea. Airlines can use "weight and balance" as a reason to weigh everyone as they board. The excuse will be legit- if too many heavy people are in one spot on the plane it will adversely affect it's flight characteristics.