Smoko in Australia

I find it hard to resist the urge to pick it up and give it a kiss and a cuddle and scratch it's tummy and play clap handies..
And have cups of tea and lamingtons... and share jokes on how to bite people who fuck with you....

I absolutely LOVE snakes.....

They are OUR ancestors...

See if you don't flip out and lose your fucking mind over them, they are pretty cool.

You know that if you fuck with them, they can bite you and you will die and if they fuck with you, you will beat them and stomp on them and they will die....

So it's a pretty good mutual understanding......

Just be nice too them.

However accidents can happen and try to be nice about it.....