Shopping Trolley Olympics

If femons are all empowered why can't they fight their own battles without calling on the nearest man or police?

I have stopped going to retail/departmental store altogether. For years already. Doing all my spending online. Don't miss a thing.

This in going to be my new battle cry. When a woman calls me a neanderthal I'm going to bellow "Captain Cavemaaaaaaaaaan!"

Hell yeah.

How didn't she see him pick up the shopping cart/trolley? Situational awareness can save your life. Even her peripheral vision doesn't work.

That "Captain Caveman" soundbite had me laughing my ass off. I had totally forgotten about that cartoon and it reminded me it was my favorite as a kid. Didn't he carry a club that was like a Swiss Army knife that seemed to do everything? Gonna have to look it up now...