She says she needs to find a new gym

First one : if you need to flick the bean, go somewhere private please. Otherwise you're agreeing to me fondling my cucumber in public as well. Equality, after all.

Shane , you've done it again ! you have shown the dark side of almost everything in the modern world . now people will understand that you can't even go and get some exercise to maintain your physical fitness without some drama queens making the whole experience unpleasant and dangerous . keep up the good work mate !