Wow... I hoping to see some ass action with that last one... public urination and then falling into it?! Do we need anymore reasons not to date or engage into any activities with these "ladies?"
Way to handle yer booze, there, juicemonkey. Impossible to take seriously. The half of the species constantly complaining about being sexually objectified, that also rips off all it's clothes as soon as things get difficult. Nudity. The all purpose solution.
@WMHarrison94: Well - was it the drunken diareahha or the pilled out stupor... (I will end this - as humor has it's limits and I can't pull this joke off...)
@pathologicalimbicile: An extra layer of Irony is that song. Females in first few rows of Tom's shows would throw their panties at him while he sang. 2nd wave feminism was about being the biggest whore at where ever you were at.
@Drums_McBashington: He was a marvelous singer... "It's not unusual to be...... (picks up her underwear that she threw up on stage) Mmmm your cunt smells nice.... " ----- Blahhhhhhhhh VD of the NOSE..... Good One Tom....
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Wow... I hoping to see some ass action with that last one... public urination and then falling into it?! Do we need anymore reasons not to date or engage into any activities with these "ladies?"
Way to handle yer booze, there, juicemonkey.
Impossible to take seriously.
The half of the species constantly complaining about being sexually objectified, that also rips off all it's clothes as soon as things get difficult.
Nudity. The all purpose solution.
Half funny, half gross and half "Ahhh fuck - give them a beating".
And before breakfast too.
Lady? Where? I only see sluts and whores.
Kinda says it all doesn't it