Request-Work and Pain Before Fun and Girls

A man with a 144 IQ only manages a 2.51 GPA in political science, and only wants fun, girls, happiness, and self actualization in life. He doesn't know how to get there and asks Cappy how. Cappy takes a running start to deliver the swift kick in the ass he needs.

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