Request-Who the Hell Moves to Delaware?

A 21 year old man has free food and lodging and makes $20/hour as a plant engineer, plus overtime. However, he hates New York and wants to move to Delaware to find a job. Cappy explains he is lucky to have what he has and that he should work, save up money, and travel before deciding where to move. Besides, who the fuck moves to Delaware?

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