Request-Escape from Chicago, Head to Denver

A 20 year old man doesn't know what he wants to major in in college, but is afraid his parents will kick him out of the house if he doesn't apply for Fall of 2016. He also wants to do the Great Wild West road trip to find out where he should go and live the rest of his life. Cappy comes up with a plan that might solve all three problems.

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