Remember the PCR tests?

Me either. The most contagious disease in the world doesn't require a sample of my brain. DNA is a cheek swab, for fuck's sake. Can clone a whole new me from that, test that one.

@Drums_McBashington: That's what I couldn't wrap my head around. Why probe my brain when you need my spit. Apparently the poke test punctures some membrane that isn't supposed to be punctured.

I think we can safely say that this entire operation was one of the biggest hoaxes in human history.

@Councilof1: Yep, the brain blood barrier. ...but "the experts" claim that's not the case. Same experts that claimed "safe & effective", no doubt. All hail The Experts. They should be consulting with the rope technicians at Nuremburg II. They need neck sizes.

@Drums_McBashington: They definitely violated the Nuremberg code.