Police Scotland Go Bananas - Marvin Madrigal

One fine day traversing London road gleskie I felt a bit peckish and fancied sum thin tasty
ah'd jumped in ma van wi ma bird called jackie and travelled doon the road to my local branch i tesci
( It's legal fiction you see, it's all the law of the sea, a con fundamentally, you were never party to the contract)

it's a fact to be exact to say their law's a loady fiction
but don't get mi wrong I dinnae mean any friction
um a very peaceful man but canna say I understand
to a crown policy officer living own the land!
( It's legal fiction you see, it's all the law of the sea, a con fundamentally, you were never party to the contract)

You see the birth certificate is a null and void contract and they use it to impose the tools of tax extract
un am no playing their game anymore an i think you and me should speak out and settle the score

I was just out for sum bananas,
Ah've no goat an offshore bank in the bahamas
I canna offer my birthdate to the polis
Coz that would be tantamount to fraud within this chorus

A polis man stopped me on a traffic violation, normally this happening results in some frustration
he asked my name, address, my date of birth and registration, I wanted to say I lived on Nasa's space station
( It's legal fiction you see, it's all the law of the sea, a con fundamentally you were never party to the contract)

just having slipped out tubes it was a basic disability, ma mother and ma father signed me up for liability
I canna really say when I came out ma mothers waters so yer asking me to verify as if I'm Harry Potter
( It's legal fiction you see, it's all the law of the sea, a con fundamentally, you were never party to the contract)

You see the birth certificate is a null and void contract and they use it to impose the tools of tax extract
un am no playing their game anymore an i think all of you should help me settle the score

I was just out for sum bananas
I could have stayed in ma pyjamas
ma ma n da were just a bunch i liars
I used to pull my teeth out wi a pair of bloody pliers!

You see the birth certificate is a null and void contract and they use it to impose the tools of tax extract
un am no playing their game anymore an i think all of you should help me settle the score

I was just out for sum bananas,
Ah've no goat an offshore bank in the bahamas
I canna offer my birthdate to the polis
Coz that would be tantamount to fraud within this chorus

I was just out for sum bananas
I could have stayed in ma pyjamas
ma ma n da were just a bunch i liars
I used to pull my teeth out wi a pair of bloody pliers!