Only For Short Trips

All I see if I see a femon on a Bicycle is a "Fish" that finally needed a Bicycle! lol!

Yep! the more femons push and the louder they get, just show's they ARE failing, but MEN? Well we quietly sit back and laugh at every failure of the femon whilst we plot along and things get better if WE work at it. If I'm perfectly honest, NOT having a femon around makes life pretty damned Good, well for me anyways? Meanwhile around me is this continuous whinging sound from the femon, I even have an answer for that, Self cancelling Earphones! lol! Unfortunately they don't cancel out the vision of those flapping lip's - whichever end of a femon you are looking at! lol!

What with all this femon invasion into MEN spaces like the latest failure MAD MAX film, they have to ruin it? surprised no femon has rereleased That old 70's song by Nazareth - "My PINK Bicycle" lol!

Femons do (FUCK ALL) better than Guy's because Guy's have brains that NEED innovation and shit to do, femons brain's as small as they are cant to anything, well not correctly anyways?

Wonderful advice!