Now I am Ready to Settle Down!

Delusional females thinking they choose whether they're in serious relationships.

SLUTS ARE VERY BAD BETS FOR A MAN ...
Research shows that the more penises a woman has had in her, the more likely she is to divorce, making her a very bad bet for a man. A slut is less capable of emotionally bonding with her husband, because she has been so emotionally disloyal in the past. Young women need to learn that if they choose to be SLUTS in their 20s, they will pay for it, by not being able to attract a man who expects emotional loyalty from her, and does not want to be hauled off by her to the hated fluffie feminist dominated divorce court system.

Ladies you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Just sayin'.