My wife doesn't know. But once or twice a month after she falls asleep, I order a medium pizza

Eating junk food late at night isn't loving yourself. And if this is what you're reduced to after marriage I'd much rather die alone.

Epic, just epic! I can't wait to get married and have my own secret missions hahahaha

Wow just wow.

Why be married if this is what your life becomes. I rather live a lonely life than using food as a cope for my shitty marriage.

What he doesnt know is when he falls asleep his wife goes over Chad & Tyrone's place & does monkey double backflips & also hides the evidence. And im sure the husband feels more guilty than the wife. by