My Brother’s Girlfriend is the Oil Camp Harlot Who Took 36 Guys in a Row

Ohhhhh God......

"Hey Honey I am back from a Girlfriends week away - up in the mountains where we found ourselves and chanted Cum-Bi-Yaa - it was so spiritually enlightening - totally awesome.

Would you like to eat my pussy!"

"Smells like 15 varieties of VD to me - Your moving out - right now."

She calls it organizing teambuilding events...
All the colleagues are now eskimo-bros

@WMHarrison94: dissected that on point

I was all in until the family was involved and he loved her. If she's an eh um entrepreneur that comes with a bag of problems itself and/or she's addicted to tube steak. I was unsure if he knows the gallons of sauce she's soaked up or if he cares. He said he loved her, if he's one of those that means something it's to late. You know she's doing cartwheels off the ceiling with flaming nipple tassels and cheerleader pom poms, he's hooked. He might not drop it until his body rots off from the bellybutton down and he's only left with a sternum, a pair of nipples and a set of arms. My recommendation is bring him to an addiction facility located in a bio warfare lab. Best of luck God Speed.