Moscow Mules | How to cure grief and waste €90 bn in style

Trump photo-bombs Spain’s victory and cures a family’s grief with extra legroom on a flight.

Europe defeats street crime with interpretive dance and saves women’s sports by literally blurring out women.

And your taxes? Don’t worry, they are safe in a €90 billion aid package – fueling luxury supercars in Kiev.

Grab your popcorn. The world is burning, but at least this madhouse is free.