Modern Women Are Realizing The Isolation Crisis They've Created For Themselves

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Fugly suit... a $20 bill clearly affixed to the slacks zipper... occasionally dropping a "wallet" on an elastic cord that is nearly invisible... or maybe an auto-reeling fishing line... camera set up so that every hoe that reaches for it gets a close up photo and if they try to take the bill inside... transparent conductive polymer strip (think taser) that recharges while walking... video for public shaming that gets transmitted to the nearest, biggest screen in the area and get uploaded online... bonus points for a female cop who follows the 'chad' in the suit and f*cks up every female that tries to take the money...

"loneliness is so painful and only truly lonely people understand how painful it is"
"loneliness is so painful (to me because the 3 men that I see that make the most money, and look the best and blow out my back don't want to marry me) and only truly lonely people (like me but not you, you are a thing, I want one of those 3 men) understand how painful it is (to not have my cake and eat it too)!"