Modern Femons Have Made The Choice Easy

A dog will love you. A woman will love what you do for her. Dog will respect you as its alpha. A woman will disrespect you for being alpha. Dog show shame when they are in trouble. A woman shames you for trying to fix her troubles. A dog wags its tail; a woman says "It's not about the nail!"

I choose all my vintage electronics instead of a femon!

I'll be getting rid of my bird shortly

Personally I wouldn't have a problem if the government banned pets from homes. Most rentals don't even allow you to have pets and I think that should be enforced strongly enforced being at the pets can be used as a tool for witchcraft or divination.

Actually I'd advise against having pets now they are a gateway to witchcraft I would remove pets and not have any pets if you're going to live alone live alone without pets or anything living with you just you and that's it.