Look gents equality

Facts. I call then Fart phones as thats all they are rrwkly good for, making noises taking your attention and being annoying as fuck aka a fart haha \G/

@DIOSUNBALLZ_TALICHAD: Do you have one? Because I do not. I have a desktop. I'm a man so I don't need a phone for "emergencies." Because who am I going call? Nobody cares.

@Toki: FACTS. Im a Man I have a fartphone for my waifus, photographing nature and crazy things, as well as calling wage slave related and now if they ever made a mobile PC that is Fast as Alienware and can be taken with you like a PSP or STEAMDECK That would help me out a lot and be great however still stuck with FARTPHONE TECH and PC I have never heard anyone call it a trash name where as Laptop is a Craptop or a CrapFlop haha when it gets laggy and slow and annoying. FARTPHONES to call the few meatspace friends I have helps as I dont have to sit down and use sum call app on pc I can instead use the FARTPHONE and do whatever else I need to. Other than that True Nobody cares. \G/

I wish I had a big black texta to write, "NO ONE CARES!" - with a big fat arrow pointing to the "FEMALE ONLY" bit......