Just lighting a boring bonfire for a school event... (Wait for It)

If your smart about it you don't even need the excellerant.

It's a demonstration of what the morons can achieve.
Kind of like looking for gas leaks in a basement with a cigarette lighter.
And why the houses and buildings turn into a pile of splinters and rubble.

If your going to get a fire going with liquid fuels, say like the wood is wet and your freezing cold, you only put a small amount on the easiest to get burning wood - like a spoon of fuel over the kindling, inside a covering of thicker wood....

The only reason that brain dead cunt wasn't killed, was because non of the big bits of wood came down on his head....