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Published on 31 Oct 2023 / In People & Blogs

The Whaler's Indulgence

In a small fishing village in Finland, there lived a seasoned whaler named Oskar. He was known to be one of the best in his trade, but he had an unusual vice. Despite earning modest wages, Oskar had a penchant for buying expensive American cigarettes. The village folk would often whisper about this eccentricity, wondering why he would spend so much on such a luxury.

One day, a young reporter named Tim, who had the demeanor of a modern, effeminate millennial, decided to join Oskar and his crew on their next voyage. Tim wanted to document the life of whalers, to showcase the challenges they faced and the camaraderie they shared. The crew was skeptical of Tim's soft appearance and doubted he could endure the rigors of their lifestyle. However, they allowed him on board, curious about his intentions.

Tim immersed himself in the life of the whalers, eating what they ate, drinking their drinks, and braving the freezing winds and tumultuous seas. He witnessed the grit and resilience of these men, as they toiled day and night, battling the elements to make their catch.

As the days turned to weeks, Tim grew more accustomed to the life at sea and earned the respect of the crew. They shared stories, sang songs, and even taught Tim some of the tricks of their trade.

When the voyage was over and the ship docked to resupply, Tim, with a notebook in hand, approached Oskar. He had been particularly intrigued by Oskar's fondness for the expensive American cigarettes. "Oskar," Tim began, "I've seen how hard you work and the dangers you face. Why do you spend so much of your hard-earned wages on these American cigarettes?"

Oskar, a towering figure with a weather-beaten face, paused and rubbed his thick beard. He stared into the distance, lost in thought. The air was filled with anticipation as the crew and Tim awaited his response.

Finally, Oskar looked Tim in the eye and said, "It costs a lot to be a man. The end.

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Councilof1
Councilof1 6 months ago  

Don't batteries have a best before shelf life? If not that's one of the few things that don't. Gasoline, bread even bottled water has a best before date/shelf life limit. In the case of bottles water it applies to the plastic bottle not the water.

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Councilof1
Councilof1 6 months ago

He's not kidding some of my fishing equipment is very pricey.

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DIO DOOM NUTZ_TALICHADJESUS33

Batteries true then again you can get rechargeable batteries

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Toki
Toki 6 months ago

Not really. I have an entire harem of perfect waifus, work part time, have all the rest of my time to enjoy my hobbies. It's cheap living compared to being what you define as a man. What is truly a cuck getting conned by one or more real life prostitutes you call women. Also women are cheap now because they are so insecure and give out everything for free. Which is not appealing in reality.
Expensive to be a man you say. Well yeah if you waste your money on YT premium, a smartphone, modern AAA games with overpriced gatcha scams, an overpriced car you don't really need, "fashionable" but not manly dress clothes which I don't like anyways, all the expenses people waste money on like Starbucks. If you're a man and your life is expensive then you're really just a woman consumer.
Having a social life with the other shallow people who don't care about you is also expensive. Being a Monk is cheap. People will just stab you in the back anyways so just accept that men only have themselves. And stop eating so much beer keg belly men. You overconsume and pay real life money for Pokeballs on your smartphone mobile game. But you have no idea to install a game mod for an older game for free. People who waste money = They desperately need Adblockers to cut the consumer brainwashing.

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DIO DOOM NUTZ_TALICHADJESUS33

It Costs alot to be a man. Truer words have never been spoken now with hoeflation and everything skyrocketing

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