Imagine Being Your Own Worst Enemy (Breakdown) TIRED of Being Lonely!

You rejected "The Good Man" in your Twenties, and now it is to late. Unless a miracle happens, you better get used to Saturday Nights with Netflix and Haagen-Dazs!!!

"The perfect man". News flash Girlfriend, HE DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!!! That's why you are Single!!!

Gents, please notice that The Relationship is all about her and her needs. SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR NEEDS, HOPES, DREAMS, GOALS, AND DESIRES.

It reminds me of throwing witches in the river....

If she sinks and drowns, she is not a witch.
If she floats, then she is a witch and shall be tried and burned at the stake.

Fuck them - just throw them in the river with a few house bricks.

Saves all the hassle.