If Sadness Was A Dating App...

... Phrasing...
"doing so well without... until you're out with your friends, suddenly everyone's reaching for theirs and the urge to just borrow one kicks in"
...
the phallic object was smooth and gently contoured as he gave in to his dark urges, he brought it up to his his face, unconsciously licking his now dry lips as he brought it closer...
Is he a European Cigarette?
Or were we talking about grabbing an xbox controller to pwn n00bs in Halo?
Only Jeremy knows the truth.

(too bad the majority of "princesses" will look like Ursula the sea witch?)

Dunno... Jessica Rabbit... wow... made my childhood.