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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

This question has been on my mind for like 55 years.


Goats have arseholes the size of 3" water pipe. Why do they shit coffee beans?


ChatGPT said:

That's a colorful way to put it — but let's break it down with some real biology.

Why do goat droppings look like "coffee beans"?

Goats, like deer, sheep, and other ruminants, produce pellet-like feces for a few key reasons:

1. Water Reabsorption

Goats are very efficient at conserving water. Their digestive systems reabsorb a lot of moisture, especially in dry environments. The result is dry, firm, round pellets, not messy or soft feces like in omnivores or carnivores.

2. Ruminant Digestion

Goats have a four-chambered stomach that breaks down tough plant material through fermentation. By the time food passes through all the chambers and the intestines, most nutrients and water are extracted, leaving behind compressed, fibrous waste.

3. Anatomy of the Colon

The goat's colon helps shape the feces into small pellets. The muscle contractions segment the digested material into pieces before it's expelled. Think of it like squeezing toothpaste out in little bursts — the structure creates uniform "beans."

4. Survival Efficiency

In the wild, pelletized feces drop cleanly, don't stick to fur, and don't attract predators with strong smells. Evolution favors animals whose waste doesn't slow them down or give them away.
But what about the size comparison?

Yes, goats can have quite a wide rectum (they’re surprisingly resilient animals), but feces don’t exit at maximum aperture. Just like how a 4-lane highway might only have one car exiting a ramp — the size of the hole doesn't determine the shape of the content. The internal processing and muscle control determine how the feces are expelled.

So:

Goats "shit coffee beans" because of how efficiently they digest and extract water from their food — not because of the size of their exit pipe.

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 meses hace

So... was that predigested coffee beans then er made into coffee? Apparently, rich fucks are into to it... smob appeal likely. [I bet they ain't cheap becaue we somebody's got to go through the shit for the predigested coffee beans...]

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@WMHarrison94: Naaaa goats shit little pellets about the size and shape of coffee beans - but they have a HUGE arsehole..... It's a disparity - kind of like a kid on a foot powered scooter - doing 300 Kmh...... It doesn't add up.

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 meses hace

@Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson: We ell, The Gods designed it..so they had purpose... shepherds snd goat herders out in the fields all day... kind of boring.... So, David oractised his dling snd played his mommy's harp er lyre..

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Life_N_Times_of_Shane_T_Hanson

@WMHarrison94: Found it.... https://cdn.mgtow.tv/upload/ph....otos/2022/09/bcc49b8

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 meses hace

Yeah, it is dark... you believed the lies Feminists told you...

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 meses hace

Being needy? You think?!

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 meses hace

Hmm. So, you don't like being ghosted? Hahaha! Guess you whores should not had started it-- the ghosting!?

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WMHarrison94
WMHarrison94 2 meses hace

Dumb ass, men are not on the dating apps just Chad and Tyrone...

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